Donald Trump and the Upcoming Detention

Heading to the clink is an unappealing prospect, but there’s a solid chance that’s where failed casino owner Donald Trump will end up, when he’s sentenced in July on 34 felony criminal convictions by a New York judge.

His sentenced will be pronounced just days before the Republican National Convention, at which the ex-reality TV figure is expected to be nominated as that party’s candidate for president of the United States.

It’s legal to run for office from prison (plenty have tried before). But here’s just a bit of advice for the defunct hotel operator: it’d be best if you don’t try to offer the guards any advice on handling their finances.